glassbonespaperskin:

I love this so much omg

malariamonsters:

penroseparticle:

I always appreciate these photosets- they’re like, idk, Now That’s What I Call Tumblr or something

WE AREN’T ALLOWED TO SHARE PERSONAL THINGS IN CLASS ANYMORE

johnkatsprites:

gender is dumb

sexuality is dumb

be who you want

date who you want

sleep with who you want

why do we need labels for all this just like

do what you want man

lameborghini:

1 note isnt what martin luther king jr dreamed of

steroge:

Necking in movies is absolutely out. Any girl who does is the object of endless catting and is put down as trying to act older or sophisticated, which is highest offense among teen-agers.

(from LIFE: Teen-Age Girls, 1944 by Nina Leen)

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney